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hitler has risen

Posted by rob on

as much as possible, i never complain on stuff that i can manage to ignore.  i am not a whiner, but the situation right now makes my blood boil.

i will not put it into details but the company (saudi division) i’m working for is full of shit.  they are making it difficult for the people who works for them specifically for us third country nationals (that is how we are classified here), they do not make our lives easier, they are depriving us.  to sum it up, i am beginning to feel that adolf hitler has risen from the dead.  he is now our leader and he is changing everything for he thinks it is the right thing to do as he sees it. 

as jimmy, my rig manager, told me earlier as we were discussing about it, “just bend over.. and take it in the ass”.

i will need a tube of k-y for that.

the hurt feelings report

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Date: __________ 2008

Time of Hurtfulness: __________ am/pm

 

A. Which ear were words of hurtfulness spoken into? _____ left _____ right _____ both

B. Is there permanent feeling of damage? _____ yes _____ no

C. Did you need a tissue for the tears?       _____ yes _____ no

 

Reasons for filing this report.  Check which one applies:

1. ___ I am thin-skinned.                    

2. ___ I am a pussy.                             

3. ___ I have woman-like hormones.  

4. ___ I am a little bitch.                      

5. ___ I am a queer.

6. ___ I am a cry baby.                         

7. ___ I want my mommy.                    

8. ___ All of the above.                        

 

Name of the “Real Man” who hurt your sensitive little feelings: ____________________

If you feel that you need someone to hug, go home to Mommy and let her hug you and change your diaper.  If you feel as though you need to speak to someone to soothe you, please call this number: 1-800-CRY-BABY or 1-888-SIS-GIRL.

Girly Man who filed report:  ____________________

Signature of Girly Man:        ____________________

Real Man (person who is being brought up on charges): ____________________

Signature of Real Man:          ____________________

Superintendent’s Signature: ____________________