googled some funny medical signs:

. . this one is a scary health center!

. . yes you read that right, they have it!

. . visit this dental clinic if you want what they ‘offer’. 

. . reserved.

. . yes ladies, you can visit your ever dependable gynecologist, dr. stiff.

. . stiffy’s colleague who specializes in women’s incontinence, dr. wood.

. . lastly, try to figure this one out yourself!  lol.