the head count reduction project

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the company i am working for is currently implementing drastic measures.  i have heard rumors of three more rigs going down after two were stacked out then most likely this is possible.  weeks ago, my manager asked for the list of personnel on our rig and i asked him if the main office is trying to layoff hands again.  he replied that the office have this thing they named as the ‘head count reduction project’ – on which the words speaks out for itself. 

so now, every rig hand is feeling threatened again of losing their jobs especially the t.c.n.’s (third country nationals – that is how we are ‘classified’ in here if you are of filipino or of indian nationality).  a few months ago they laid off a few of my co-workers and it is really not a situation one wants to be in.

the longest word

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i have read that the longest word in any of the major english language dictionaries is  pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.  a word of medical origin, it is defined in wikipedia as a a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine silica dust, causing inflammation in the lungs – simply, it is a condition called as silicosis.

ting wu cheng

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of all the spam mails that i receive almost every week this one was short, simple – and direct.  someone named ting wu cheng left me a message that goes like this:

we have a private transaction involving usd 26,928,000.00.  twenty six million, nine hundred and twenty eight thousand united states dollars.

get back to us for more information.

ting wu cheng

 

.. that is a lot of money huh?!